Newsletter 21/01/2015

  • Some of our members renew in full every year. Thank you to all those who have renewed already; much appreciated. Those who fail to renew by the end of January forfeit their membership so please don’t delay. None of this applies of course to those who pay by standing order. Thank you for your support.
  • The illustrated Talk by Peter Robinson on “Lincoln’s Industries in World War II” told us

much we didn’t know – including the origins of “Waltzing Matilda.” A big thank you to Peter for a most interesting evening.

The magician we’ve acquired has a website http://www.scottperrymagic.com Well worth taking a look!

SOCIAL EVENTS: Dates for your Diary:

Saturday 31st January – Music Night, Richie Padley, vocalist, Buffet

Thursday 5th February – Quiz, hosted by Alan Goodyear and Ian Butler, Buffet

Saturday 28th February – Music Night, Steve Clements, vocalist, Buffet

Saturday 28th March – Music Night, ‘The Moonlighters,’ Castle Hill Club member Graham Penn and friends playing Jazz. Buffet

Saturday 2nd May – Club’s 92nd Birthday Party and 22nd Anniversary of the Club being purchased by the members. Magician, buffet. Black Tie or Suit.

REGULAR NOTICES:

  1. Please save your 10p pieces to add to the charity fundraising pile on the bar.
  2. Members may use the club for their family events, birthdays, retirement parties, etc, for no charge. Simply make arrangements with Laurence.

GUEST ALES:  Burton Bridge Mild (abv 4.4) sponsored by Mark Popham, “Black Beauty” (3.9) sponsored by CHC, Bass (4.4) sponsored by Ted Milnes, and Adnam’s “Old Ale” (4.1) sponsored by Daniel Hutchinson.  If you wish to sponsor an ale of your choice please speak to Laurence.

 

This week’s offerings:
From the Uxbridge English Dictionary: Birkenhead…………….Merseyside body-snatchers

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Kind regards

Ted

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